Sunday, April 15, 2007

a love letter to santa claus

dear santa,

i'm not sure if you remember me, but last christmas i didn't want for anything; so i asked for nothing (world peace and end to poverty aside, 'course) and got a lot of nothing, too. well, i think maybe it's time i collected on my xmas '06 present, and if you wouldn't mind, i'd like that gift to be in the form of a calgary flames victory over the detroit red wings today [april 15, 2007]. it's really not that much to ask, since almost all of the other playoff series are tied up at one game apiece. and i've been a really good girl...

[batting eyes very innocently]

okay, well, if you feel like a little spring trip south, i'd appreciate it immensely...

sincerely (and with much love to mrs. claus and all the elves & reindeer),

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