dear gateway city blues:
i just wanted to write you a really quick note to say thank you for beating the detroit redwings tonight, it was really helpful since my team didn't bother to get any points today....
i'm not gonna lie ---i was way happier with your score mid-way through the third but apparently you like to keep things interesting and let the badguys tie it all up before regulation's final buzzer. because i ate all of the delicious snacks at scottrade in section 170 that one time, tonight i was really pulling for that dude with the sad eyes and the pronger jersey who sat infront of me... i just know he jumped out of his chair when z'berg missed in the wings' final shootout attempt.
even though chris mason went into the game tonight with a GAA for the week over 11 (i've got him in my fantasy pool and MAN did he look bad last night), i knew he'd pull it together. not to mention that two of the guys on your team have the most fun names to yell really loud (future captain, tj OSHIE and d-man carrlooooooooo COLAIACOVO !!!) so i'm sure the fans were whoopin' it up at the end, there.
anyways, i sincerely appreciate the effort.... don't get any bright ideas, though. i see you in the rearview, there.... if you start winning too much, we're dead.