hitthepost writer, mikeH, came up with his multi-million dollar idea during last year's playoffs, and figures he's pretty close to retirement now that he's developed a prototype:
(for the visually impaired:)
Directions: Add liberally to your cocktail to generate a smug sense of self satisfaction. Use plenty, there's more where these came from.
Ingredients: Fraser River water, sodium chokeride, hair gel.
cost will be based on demand. please leave your order in the comments section.